Almost… but not quite!
August 14th, 2008 | Published in Spirit | 4 Comments
Gosh, I want to write about the crappy words we use every frickin’ day. But I’m not really sure if you darn people will appreciate the friggin point. I mean, gee whiz, there are so many Christians who are so loose with the words they use. Shucks, some of y’all even use words straight from h-e-double-hockey-sticks. Before I was saved I cursed like a dang sailor. But after being saved I felt like curse-words didn’t glorify God, so I stopped using them. Heck, it was an outright witnessing tool – all of my friends knew that I stopped swearing, and thus Jesus had obviously changed my heart.
Golly, I hope I don’t step on any of y’alls toes, but it’s just been on my blasted heart lately.
Tags: church, fellowship, hell, ministry, philosophy, teaching, testimony, tradition
August 14th, 2008 at 01:43 PM (#)
OMG! This is freakin’ funny as CRAP! Hahahahahahahaha!!!
August 14th, 2008 at 08:42 PM (#)
HA! That’s the gosh darned funniest flippin’ post I’ve read in a while! You’re pretty dang funny Lew! LOL!
August 14th, 2008 at 08:54 PM (#)
Brandon and Heather,
Thanks for the the comments! We’re closing on a house in Winterville sometime in the next few weeks. Once we get all settled, I want to get together with y’all.
Lew
May 3rd, 2012 at 03:47 PM (#)
Lew,
Unless you believe in Jeez, the Son of Gosh, you’ll be darned to heck.