Drove by a church building the other day with this written on their sign:
“Some answers cannot be found on Google, try the Bible.” – God
Apparently, God doesn’t know that you can find the Bible on Google. Which leads me to my next thought… it seems like you actually can find all answers on Google. My recommended improvement:
“Google the Bible… or even better, quit your bibliolatry and follow me.” – God
P.S. I hate clever church signs that fail basic logic tests.