Almost… but not quite!

Gosh, I want to write about the crappy words we use every frickin’ day. But I’m not really sure if you darn people will appreciate the friggin point. I mean, gee whiz, there are so many Christians who are so loose with the words they use. Shucks, some of y’all even use words straight from h-e-double-hockey-sticks. Before I was saved I cursed like a dang sailor. But after being saved I felt like curse-words didn’t glorify God, so I stopped using them. Heck, it was an outright witnessing tool – all of my friends knew that I stopped swearing, and thus Jesus had obviously changed my heart.

Golly, I hope I don’t step on any of y’alls toes, but it’s just been on my blasted heart lately.


  1. ~Heather says

    OMG! This is freakin’ funny as CRAP! Hahahahahahahaha!!!

  2. Brandon says

    HA! That’s the gosh darned funniest flippin’ post I’ve read in a while! You’re pretty dang funny Lew! LOL!

  3. Brandon and Heather,

    Thanks for the the comments! We’re closing on a house in Winterville sometime in the next few weeks. Once we get all settled, I want to get together with y’all.


  4. Lew,

    Unless you believe in Jeez, the Son of Gosh, you’ll be darned to heck.