Deliver All The Things from Nginx with Subs Filters in CloudFront for WordPress
I have been messing around with Amazon’s CloudFront on this site for a couple months now. I had some basic Subs Filters setup that makes using CloudFront as a CDN…
Jesus Literally Gave a Group of Inebriated People MORE Wine
Before I start, let me say this. You absolutely should not live a life of drunkness. It is bad for your health, it is bad for your family, it is…
A simple mu-plugin to log in as any WordPress user without a known password
If you have FTP access to a customer’s site (or if they haven’t secured their WordPress file editor), you can add this code to their site and be able to…
Dipped in Blood
Apparently YHWH and his son, Jesus, are both pro-torture, war mongers. At least, that’s what many Republican Christians want you to believe. In defending the CIA’s use of torture on…
Incrementing Alphanumeric strings in PHP
I ran into a problem the other day where I needed to increment an alphanumeric string. An alphanumeric string is a string consisting of both numerals and letters (0-9, a-z,…
Does Religion Make You Happy? – An Economist’s Perspective
Just finished up listening to the latest Freakonomics podcast where they discuss whether tithing and even religious gatherings can make someone happy. Some interesting quotes (from non-religious liberal types)… the…
The Unpaid… err… Good Shepherd – John 10
You all know my stance on vocational pastors. I’ve written about it over the past 6 years here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. Not once have I ever noticed…
Can the Perfect change and still be Perfect?
A few weeks ago I got into a debate online about whether or not YHWH could change his mind. I presented the few verses that directly indicate that he has…
Graze Box Review, Take 2
A couple months ago I wrote a review about the Graze Box. Since then I have received five boxes. I can honestly say these are definitely worth it. Of these…
3 Months, 20 Pounds, Low Carb
This past Saturday morning, I made Cinnamon Roll Waffles… a good start to a good cheat day. On Saturday I weighed in at 165 pounds exactly. I only gained 1.6…